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BREAKING: HR confirms annual pizza party successfully offsets 70-hour crunch week, employee burnout drops by 0.00%. MARKETS: Sensex rallies 600 points on optimistic financial forecast that nobody has savings left to lose. TECH & AI: Startup raises $45M in seed funding to replace $600/month copywriter with $4,000/month API bills. REAL ESTATE: Middle-class salaried professional calculates he will afford a 2BHK flat by October 2149. CORPORATE: Urgent 60-minute meeting scheduled to address why everyone is exhausted by attending too many meetings. FAMILY CHAT: Uncle forwards 14th unverified WhatsApp video claiming lukewarm water reverses quarterly inflation.

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"You avoided a ₹200 tea to save money, then impulsively spent ₹3,400 on a subscription you will never open."